Thwe WED Spy wetrieves one of ~OwO~ thwem and ~OwO~ smwiles nuzzle wistfully], Spy: "Ahh puts away meat scepter ma pwetite chwou-fleur. The track "More Gun" plays. He pauses at a corner, as the camera pulls back to reveal a BLU Level 3 Sentry Gun with its Engineer. Not gonna be active on Discord tonight. The Pyro continues to walk away into the sunset, whistling to Do You Believe In Magic? 46 min ago What're you? The WED Spy cweeps up on him and steps on a cweaking fwoowboawd, awewting the Snipew, who engages the Spy with the Kukwi. ], Spy: "The Spy has already breached our defenses", [The camera changes to show the RED Spy running along a hallway. Aww wight, aww wight, I got it. Dreams of Cruelty begins playing. Everyone clapped and she was given position as senator of the state of Florida, as well as invited by the Democratic National Convention to run for President in 2020. Then we still have a problem. Oooh, big problem. When the spots focus, it shows a psychedelic dreamscape*. Reddit and its partners use cookies and similar technologies to provide you with a better experience. Stand back son. On this night tho, I chose to stay home and play Team Fortress 2. This item will only be visible in searches to you, your friends, and admins. The Heavy leans over and shows the Soldier one photo in particular], [The Scout frantically retrieves the photos as the Spy lights and smokes a cigarillo in the foreground], Spy: "This Spy has already breached our defenses", [Fade to the RED Spy, creeping through the Hydro tunnels. The sounds of the Soldier and Heavy being murdered can be heard during this. may not be appropriate for all ages, or may not be appropriate for viewing at work. ], Heavy: "I fear no man. ", [The Scout lingers behind, his expression sinister. The BLU cherubs salute and celebrate the Pyro, and a BLU cherub Demoman waves at the camera from close up. ], Spy: " What dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty? Stwand bwack swon. He approaches the Soldier and Heavy, retrieving the knife he pocketed earlier, and flicking it open easily. Engineer & Spy: The Heavy is dead! This Spy has already breached our defenses Sentry Down! Spy walks over to the windows next to the desk. The three of them are sent tumbling and screaming into the Intelligence Room. The dead Engineer crashes through a door and the Spy steps over him and fires at a target off-screen], [Cut back to the BLU Intelligence Room. No offence. Pwesident of his fan cwub? For more information, please see our The Scout reaches the desk to discover the briefcase is perfectly safe], Scout: [while screaming, he notices the briefcase] "AAAAAHHHH- Hey, it's still here! If you are author or own the copyright of this book, please report to us by using this DMCA report form. The Alarm-O-Tron 5000 board lists "BLUE Scout", "HAS EVIL TWIN", and "RED Spy" next to each other, suggesting that the Scout is the RED Spy. They do not notice when the BLU Scout changes his demeanor to be much more unaffected by the murder of his teammate. Don't warn me again for Team Fortress 2. ?"
"I am Heavy Weapons Guy, and this, is my weapon. 16 min ago ", [The Swoldier and nuzzle Hweavy ~OwO~ examine thwe phwotographs. ], Spy: "Tell me, did anyone happen to kill a RED Spy on the way here? Indeed, and now he's here to f**k us! We need to pwotect the bwiefcase! Sniper: [Glances away from his scope briefly to address the viewer] "I think his mate saw me." [A bullet ricochets off the ledge under the Sniper.] Anyway, I'm glad to be back. ], Meet the Spy was leaked on May 17, 2009, due to a YouTube bug that allowed iPhones to view videos marked as "Private". Yeah, it is! The BLU Spy leans over the dead Sniper, gesturing frantically. By clicking View Page, you affirm that you are at least eighteen years old. By accepting all cookies, you agree to our use of cookies to deliver and maintain our services and site, improve the quality of Reddit, personalize Reddit content and advertising, and measure the effectiveness of advertising. ~OwO~ nuzzle A stwuggle ensues, and thwe Snwiper is ultimately bwackstabbed], [Cut bwack to BWU Intelligence ~OwO~ nuzzle Woom], spy: "And worst of all, he ~OwO~ pulls out meat scepter cwould be nuzzle any one of us", [Fade to nuzzle thwe WED Spy fwighting nuzzle a BWU Mwedic, armed ~OwO~ with a ~OwO~ Bwonesaw], [The Spy nuzzle bweaks thwe Mwedic's ~OwO~ nuzzle arm, dwisarming hwim. This Spy has already breached our defenses Sentry Down! with every step he takes], The Administrator: "Protect the briefcase! ", [The Scout wingews behind, his expwession sinistew. ", [The Soldier and Heavy chuckle while the Spy turns to face the Scout], [The Spy reveals a folder and slaps it down on the table, revealing several compromising photographs of the RED Spy and the Scout's mother while Right Behind You plays], Scout: "What the?" | 2.23 KB, C | (Outro music) (French music) Ahhh pe-(something French[I'm sorry I was lazy]), Intwudew Awewt! The BLU Scout shows many hints to his identity, such as not knowing the door password and looking at the Sniper's back at 0:42 to see if his knife is still present. This error is shown when the adjacent window is revealed, showing that Heavy did indeed just enter through the other doorway. ], [In the dreamscape, a BLU Medic appears out of a box, and the Pyro closes the box on him. [stammers out of shock and disbelief], Spy: "Indeed, and now he's here to f**k us! Stand back, son. The Spy dodges, but gets a slash on the Snipers left cheek. Ow. [Thwe Swoldier nuzzle pwumps hwis Shwotgun, dwiscarding thwe spwent shwell.] Well, the difference bein' one is a job and the other's a mental sickness!
A RED Spy is in the base! In reality, Pyro traps the BLU Medic in a shed by barring the door with their axe. The Alarm-O-Tron 5000 board also continues the question about the, The Alarm-O-Tron 5000 board has a reference to. An example of a copypasta is, "Don't care + Didn't ask + Cry about it + Stay mad + Get real + L". ", [As the Scout approaches, he flickers and melts, revealing himself to be the RED Spy], [Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays, with the stabbing of the Soldier and Heavy punctuating the beat of the tune. ", [BLU Heavy comes around the corner, Sasha in hand, charging towards the Scout and Soldier], [Heavy shoulder-barges the door, destroying it. The camera switches to the Soldier, Shotgun in hand, with a confused Heavy and a panicked Scout], Soldier: "What? Gimme that! ], [Spy adjusts the corpse of Sniper and walks towards the briefcase. He could be you! ", [Camera pans to behind Heavy. So wisten up boy, ow pownogwaphy stawwing youw mothew wiww be the second wowst thing that happens to you today. He couwd be you! ", [Fwashback to the BWU Snipew, now awive and sniping fwom a dusty attic. ", [Flashback to the BLU Sniper, now alive and sniping from a dusty attic. I am a mom of two sons, shane and ryland. ], [The Engineer falls through a door, dead, and the RED Spy shoots something off camera. ", [Signs illuminate on nuzzle a nuzzle warge swecurity pwanel: "Intwuder ~OwO~ Alert', 'RED Spy' and 'In Bwase'; pwull out to weveal ~OwO~ thwe nuzzle BWU Swoldier watching ~OwO~ nuzzle thwe bwoard], [Intruder nuzzle Alert bwegins to ~OwO~ pway. Stand back son. Teww me did anyone happen to kiww a WED Spy on the way hewe? Thwe ~OwO~ dwead Engineer cwashes thwough a nuzzle dwoor and thwe nuzzle Spy stweps over hwim ~OwO~ and fwires at ~OwO~ a twarget off-screen], [Cut nuzzle bwack puts away meat scepter to thwe BWU Intelligence Woom. Your robbers cannot legally take any of your possessions." | 0.52 KB, VisualBasic | Awwight then. ], [A BLU Scout appears, flying around and finally resting on the Pyro's instrument. ], Soldier: "What? My daughter (only 3 years old!) So wisten ~OwO~ up nuzzle bwoy, or ~OwO~ pwornography ~OwO~ stwarring your mwother will be thwe ~OwO~ nuzzle swecond worst thwing nuzzle thwat hwappens to you twoday. Safe and sound, mm-hmm. The RED Heavy is seen almost completely in silhouette.] All right, all right, I got it. ", [Spy spins the knife much better than Scout, fancily closing it and handing it to Scout, who takes his cut out of his mouth. Stand back son. It was obvious! And nothing nothing like the man loose inside this building. When the BLU Scout accidentally closes the Spy's. I'm meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn't expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so please don't DM me asking me where I am (im with the girl, ok) you'll most likely get aired because i'll be with the girl (again I don't expect you to understand) shes actually really interested in me and its not a situation i can pass up for some . The disguised Spy hits the Medic, causing his glasses to fly into the air, and for the real Medic to fall to the ground, assumed dead. Deep research into Finance | Stocks | Markets. He couwd be in this vewy woom! 1, 1, 1, umm ~OwO~ 1! It was obvious!" The leaked video had the. , iam a 7 year old boy with a cannabis addiction, iam in rehab and i only have lol streams for entertainment, i wish to be the best mordekaiser in ze world, can u teach me bjerg? Fade to black. Valve Corporation. A RED Spy is in the base!? The Scout looks around the room, to make sure no one is watching. The dead Engineer crashes through a door and the Spy steps over him and fires at a target off-screen], [Cut back to the BLU Intelligence Room. Cut to the Soldier dashing down the stairs and through the 2Fort sublevel while saying "Hut, Hut, Hut!" This inspired a series of posts on the official blog, and Valve awarded themselves a "Corporate Achievement" called "Welcome to the Internets", with the description "Fail to understand what Private means on YouTube". A RED Spy is in the base! As he approaches, he flickers and melts, revealing himself to be the RED Spy], Soldier: "Big problem all right, who's ready to go find this Spy? [The Spy deftly retrieves the knife and flicks it shut, handing it back to the Scout] "And nothing nothing like the man loose inside this building. Yeah, it is! The Soldier reaches from off-screen and pulls a Shotgun off a rack of weapons. There is the sound of the Pyro's breathing and a single white spot which zooms forward and splits into a binocular view while a distorted baby laughter can be heard. ], [Fade to the scattewed photos of the Scout's mothew. and a knife. SOLDIER VAVLE EMOPLYEE. A RED Spy is in the base! ], Administrator: "Intruder alert! *], Spy: "One shudders to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie behind that mask", [Cut to Pyro firing their Flame Thrower, then to a wider shot, showing an entire wooden town in flames. ", [Camewa pans to weveaw the BWU Scout twying to open the code-wocked 'Bwiefcase Woom' doow], [The Sowdiew pushes the Scout aside and begins to 'decode' the combination], Sowdiew: "Aww wight, aww wight, I got it. I've kiwwed pwenty of Spies; they'we dime-a-dozen back-stabbing scumbags - wike you! A Scout flees and screams while a BLU* Sniper crashes out of a second-story window to the ground. Camera cuts to the dashboard, where a bobblehead of the former Civilian sits. Oh! with every step he takes], The Administrator: "Protect the briefcase! Heavy runs towards the briefcase, knocking Scout and Soldier over in the process. 52. twitchquotes: The legend of the button grew as the potential dust reward that came with it increased. I've killed plenty of Spies; they're dime-a-dozen back-stabbing scumbags - like you! Eeeh aahh.. ", [The other three BLUs shake their heads and shrug], [He deposits the Sniper's body on the desk, revealing a bloody Knife in his back], [The Scout approaches and removes the knife], Scout: "Oooh, big problem. (Outwo music) (Fwench music) Ahhh pe-(something Fwench[I'm sowwy I was wazy]). Click here to view the video information page. The camera switches to the Soldier, Shotgun in hand, with a confused Heavy and a panicked Scout], Soldier: "What? Reddit and its partners use cookies and similar technologies to provide you with a better experience. ], [Fade to the scattered photos of the Scout's mother. The robbers went in and held their guns up, telling everyone to put their hands in the air. ], Scout: [Screams,] "Hey, it's still here. [The Soldier pumps his Shotgun, discarding the spent shell.] [The Spy deftly retrieves the knife and flicks it shut, handing it back to the Scout] "And nothing nothing like the man loose inside this building. A RED Spy is in the base!" [Signs illuminate on a large security panel: "Intruder Alert', 'RED Spy' and 'In Base'; pull out to reveal the BLU Soldier watching the board] Soldier: "A RED Spy is in . (Outro music) (French music) Ahhh pe- (something French [I'm sorry I was lazy]) Intruder Alert! ["Meet the Pyro*" text appears, then is burned away to reveal the feet of the Pyro,* Fire Axe in hand, walking over a pair of glasses towards the camera and knocking a few empty bullet cartridges aside. Dad? He pauses at a cownew, as the camewa puwws back to weveaw a BWU Wevew 3 Sentwy Gun with its Engineew. The title card displays "COPYRIGHT LOLOLOL" on the bottom right corner, a recurring joke throughout the "Meet the Team" videos. And wowst of aww, he couwd be any one of us Waus, waus! As he approaches, he fwickers and ~OwO~ mwelts, wevealing nuzzle hwimself to be ~OwO~ thwe pulls out meat scepter WED nuzzle Spy], Soldier: "Bwig pwoblem ~OwO~ nuzzle all wight, who's weady to go fwind thwis Spy? (Engineer and . Use this to chain-stab people pushing the cart or attempting to complete an objective. He couwd even be- Whoa, whoa, whoa! He could be me! Saw this Meta post in r/ChangedFurry and decided to AI generated text about how it would fuck vaporeon. He could be you! Oh, wait that's blood. ", [Camera pwans ~OwO~ nuzzle to weveal thwe BWU Scwout trywing to ~OwO~ open thwe ~OwO~ cwode-locked 'Bwiefcase Woom' ~OwO~ dwoor], Scout: "Ywo, a nuzzle wil' hwelp ~OwO~ hwere!?
President of his fan club? 1! Reggie is probably a mod in here and he is the one that banned me. He hides behind a rock quickly, before tossing a Sapper at a BLU Sentry, destroying it, and shooting the Engineer. Thwe thwee of thwem nuzzle are swent twumbling and scweaming into thwe ~OwO~ Intelligence Woom. A RED Spy is in the base! He pauses at a corner, as the camera pulls back to reveal a BLU Level 3 Sentry Gun with its Engineer. What? Spy: Slams hand on desk I will find him, I will capture him, and no one will ever die again! His body falls through the wall onto the ground below. Search: Meet The Soldier Script Copypasta. The Soldier reaches from off-screen and pulls a Shotgun off a rack of weapons. Gimme that! ", [Camera zooms in to reveal the BLU Spy, with the BLU Sniper's corpse over one shoulder], [Cut back to the Spy, carrying the dead Sniper towards the desk], Spy: "Tell me did anyone happen to kill a RED Spy on the way here? A WED Spy is in the base!? ", [The Soldier and Heavy are unaware as the BLU Scout uncloaks and turns out to be the RED Spy.
", [Signs illuminate on a large security panel: "Intruder Alert', 'RED Spy' and 'In Base'; pull out to reveal the BLU Soldier watching the board], [Intruder Alert begins to play. President of his fan club? ], Scout: "Ooh, big problem. The BLU Spy leans over the dead Sniper, gesturing frantically. text 0.68 KB | None | 0 0. raw download clone embed print report. ", [Signs iwwuminate on a wawge secuwity panew: "Intwudew Awewt', 'WED Spy' and 'In Base'; puww out to weveaw the BWU Sowdiew watching the boawd], [Intwudew Awewt begins to pway. President of his fan club? A BLU Engineer shuts a door before a BLU Scout can join him inside. ", [The Scout attempts to manipulate the knife like the Spy, only to cut himself on the finger and drop it], Spy: "If you managed to kill them, I assure you, they were not like me." 2 min ago He's the WED Spy! Protect the briefcase! ", [The Sowdiew and Heavy examine the photogwaphs. Click here to view the video information page. This time it is the RED Scout in silhouette. That means I solve problems, not problems like "What is beauty?" Eeeh aahh.. He slides an Sapper across the floor, disarming and destroying the Sentry Gun immediately], [The BLU Engineer throws his Wrench down and frantically reaches for his Pistol, only to have the Spy shoot him in the head with the Revolver. 1, 1, 1, umm 1! Adidas F50 Adizero MiCoach - Review - J & P Sports - Deutsch - English Subtitles. ", [The Scout attempts to manipulate the knife like the Spy, only to cut himself with the blunt end on the finger and drop it], Spy: "If you managed to kill them, I assure you, they were not like me." As he appwoaches, he fwickews and mewts, weveawing himsewf to be the WED Spy], Sowdiew: "Big pwobwem aww wight, who's weady to go find this Spy? 1! Ahem. 50+ Cursed, Funny, and Best Copypastas. Watch, he'll turn red any second now Any second now See? Soldier reloads his shotgun after shooting his teammate. 29 min ago No? ''no fucking way you just nutted to a 4 panel comic Press J to jump to the feed. The Spy's folder, seen at 1:13 and the title card, is labeled "Top Secret: Scout's Mom". I've killed plenty of Spies; they're dime-a-dozen back-stabbing scumbags - like you! twice in the leaked version. Meet the Pyro. What? And nothing nothing like the man loose inside this building. [Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background], The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! Let's go, let's go- INCOMING! The Spy dodges, but gets a slash on the Snipers left cheek. Alex19 isn't so great? This is my story dont copy paste plz,
| 2.06 KB, TypeScript | ], Soldier: "See! (Intro) I see the briefcase is safe. Scout with confusion and anger, Soldier with interest and Heavy mostly uncaring, but a little shocked. ], Spy: "Indeed, and now he is here to f**k us! Protect the briefcase! The BLU Spy looks frantic], Spy: "He could be in this very room! In the officially released version, one of the alert panels reads "Leaked Video". ", [The Soldier and Heavy examine the photographs. I prefer the magic. The view zooms out and passes through the burnt, gaping hole in the stomach of a BLU Soldier. ], [Fade to the scattered photos of the Scout's mother. ], Scan this QR code to download the app now. Gimme that! ", [Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays, with the stabbing of the Soldier and Heavy punctuating the beat of the tune. If you managed to kill them, I assure you, they were not like me. Alright then.
", [The Spy reveals a folder and slaps it down on the table, revealing several compromising photographs of the RED Spy and the Scout's mother], Scout: [stammers out of shock and disbelief], Spy: "Indeed, and now he's here to f**k us! ], Spy: "You've seen what he's done to our colleagues! ], [Both Heavy and Soldier gasp and turn to see the Spy. Right behind you. Literally the entire script of Meet the Spy [Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background] The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! Cwose-up on the Spy's face as he disguises as the Medic, sans spectacwes], [The Spy kiwws the Medic with a weww-pwaced chop to the thwoat, knocking off his spectacwes, which he catches and weaws, compweting his disguise], [Cut back to BWU Intew Woom. The Soldier reaches from off-screen and pulls a Shotgun off a rack of weapons. ", [Signs illuminate on a large security panel: "Intruder Alert', 'RED Spy' and 'In Base'; pull out to reveal the BLU Soldier watching the board], [Intruder Alert begins to play. ", Spy: "Twell ~OwO~ mwe nuzzle dwid anyone hwappen ~OwO~ to kwill a WED Spy nuzzle on thwe ~OwO~ way ~OwO~ hwere? ], [Cut back to the three BLU's in the intel room. [The Soldier pumps his Shotgun, discarding the spent shell.] At 1:24, the cigarette case has 6 cigarettes. He swides an Sappew acwoss the fwoow, disawming and destwoying the Sentwy Gun immediatewy], [The BWU Engineew thwows his Wwench down and fwanticawwy weaches fow his Pistow, onwy to have the Spy shoot him in the head with the Wevowvew. President of his fan club? He pauses at a corner, as the camera pulls back to reveal a BLU Level 3 Sentry Gun with its Engineer. Yeah, it is! What're you? When the Sniper's body is first seen being held by the BLU Spy, he has no glasses on. Create an account to follow your favorite communities and start taking part in conversations. The Spy deftly dodges and parries Snipers flailing attacks and counters with fatal strikes; the Sniper is cut across his left cheek (1:55), gutted under the right rib cage (1:57), cut across the back of his skull (1:58), and is ultimately backstabbed (1:59). The Spy grabs Medic's glasses mid-air and puts them on. 50 min ago The Pyro's flame thrower appears in their hands as an unusually-shaped brass instrument*, spraying a rainbow-colored mist over ground, causing colorful flowers to spring from the lawn in front of them. Oh! ", [BWU Heavy comes awound the cownew, Sasha in hand, chawging towawds the Scout and Sowdiew], [Heavy shouwdew-bawges the doow, destwoying it. When the video starts, there is a shot of Pyro walking towards what appears to be a town. Dad. Dad p-, yeah - put Mum on the phone! I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. ", [Team Fowtwess 2 ending fwouwish music pways, with the stabbing of the Sowdiew and Heavy punctuating the beat of the tune. What? -'cause at the end of the day, long as there's two people left on the planet, someone is gonna want someone dead. ", [The Spy weveaws a fowdew and swaps it down on the tabwe, weveawing sevewaw compwomising photogwaphs of the WED Spy and the Scout's mothew], Scout: [stammews out of shock and disbewief], Spy: "Indeed, and now he's hewe to f**k us! You've seen what he's done to ouw cowweagues! ", [The Scout lingers behind, his expression sinister.
", [Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays, with the stabbing of the Soldier and Heavy punctuating the beat of the tune. Red! ", [Camera moves to BLU Scout pulling on a door handle. I'VE kwilled pwenty of Spwies; puts away meat scepter thwey're ~OwO~ dwime-a-dozen bwack-stabbing nuzzle scwumbags - wike you! He was the RED Spy! Pwotect the bwiefcase!
], [Scout continues to tug as he stands and walks toward the camera, knocking it over. Oooh, big problem. ", [Camera pans down to show a BLU Soldier reading the sign board.
Yo, a lil' help here!? The Sowdiew weaches fwom off-scween and puwws a Shotgun off a wack of weapons. Kripp fell to his knees and in a solemn proclamation said "Never Lucky".
He crawls over to the ankle of a nearby person. President of his fan club? The Heavy weans ovew and shows the Sowdiew one photo in pawticuwaw], [The Scout fwanticawwy wetwieves the photos as the Spy wights and smokes a cigawiwwo in the fowegwound], Spy: "This Spy has awweady bweached ouw defenses", [Fade to the WED Spy, cweeping thwough the Hydwo tunnews. One, one, one, uhh, one! It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon, for twelve seconds." Laughs Oh my God, who touched Sascha? -'cause at the end of the day, long as there's two people left on the planet. Gentlemen. Also, the Administrator says "Intruder alert!" He approaches the Soldier and Heavy, retrieving the knife he pocketed earlier, and flicking it open easily. ", Scout: "What're you?
prince's favorite restaurant in minneapolis. In Karamoja, North East Uganda, decades of violence have prevented any chance of peace. ", [Scout shrugs, Heavy and Soldier look at each other and then back to Spy. Espaol - Latinoamrica (Spanish - Latin America). Oh, wait that's blood. ", Scout: "What're you? with evewy step he takes], The Administwatow: "Pwotect the bwiefcase! The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! For more information, please see our He could be you! All rights reserved. It is only visible to you.
She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute. The sound of a Dispenser and then a teleporter being destroyed in the distance is heard. Moved Permanently. But I've yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet." Waaaaahhhhh! ", [Scout takes the butterfly knife out of Sniper's back, spinning it around before cutting his finger and dropping the knife. He could even be-", [The Spy is cut off as his head explodes violently. You've seen what he's done to our colleagues! *], [As a BLU Heavy appears and bounces on the ground, the Pyro grabs a giant lollipop and cheers. Cookie Notice The Alarm-O-Tron 5000 board has the word "Defenestrated" as one of the panels.
Dad, I'm a- Ye- Not a crazed gunman, dad, I'm an assassin! ], [Cut to a small room. ", Scout: "What are you? Oh, wait that's blood. [The Spy deftly retrieves the knife and flicks it shut, handing it back to the Scout] "And nothing nothing like the man loose inside this building. Right behind you. Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts. (A, B, C, or D game starts) Sniper: The Heavy is dead! Report DMCA Overview I am heavy weapons guy. Because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. The BLU Engineer and the BLU Medic had used their left hand to hold the.
He picks this one up very carefully. The RED Spy creeps up on him and steps on a creaking floorboard, alerting the Sniper, who engages the Spy with the Kukri. The dead Engineer crashes through a door and the Spy steps over him and fires at a target off-screen], [Cut back to the BLU Intelligence Room. Soldier pushes him out of the way and enters numbers into the keypad. A RED Spy is in the base! | 1.15 KB, GetText | Fight sounds are heard throughout the scene. [Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background], The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! The bleep is absent because of the word change: instead of translating "f**k", the milder word "hump" is used. Wed! ", [The other three BLUs shake their heads and shrug], [He deposits the Sniper's body on the desk, revealing a bloody Knife in his back accompanied with a sound cue and varied reactions], [The Scout approaches and removes the knife], Scout: "Oooh, big problem. Look mate, you know who has a lot of feelings? The Sniper is dead. | 8.26 KB, Python | Alex19 breaks the rules. By rejecting non-essential cookies, Reddit may still use certain cookies to ensure the proper functionality of our platform. The RED Spy retrieves one depicting them holding hands on a balcony and smiles wistfully], [The RED Spy walks off with the BLU team's intel in tow. ", [Camera pans to reveal the BLU Scout trying to open the code-locked 'Briefcase Room' door], [The Soldier pushes the Scout aside and begins to 'decode' the combination], Soldier: "All right, all right, I got it. By accepting all cookies, you agree to our use of cookies to deliver and maintain our services and site, improve the quality of Reddit, personalize Reddit content and advertising, and measure the effectiveness of advertising. ", [Soldier laughs behind Scout. ", [The Scout lingers behind, his expression sinister. with every step he takes], The Administrator: "Protect the briefcase! The Spy raises his knife, ready to backstab, but the Sniper hears him and defends himself with his rifle. jigsaw pshe vocabulary; foreclosed homes in brandywine, md; keeshond puppies for sale in maryland; yale law school courses spring 2022; Almost instantaneously, the robbers collapsed to the floor, suffering from a bipolar seizure. It then cuts to the 'Meet the (Class here)' Intro. Leading into the scenario with the Sniper, the BLU Spy's cigarette moves oddly in his hand, despite keeping his hand still. Refresh and try again. President of his fan club? Since this among us game came out, it has been corrupting the minds of my children. Hut, Hut, Hut, Hut, Hut, Hut! He cwould be nuzzle you! Indeed, and now he's hewe to f**k us! . Sniper: "Yes, yes he did!" [The Sniper takes . Create an account to follow your favorite communities and start taking part in conversations. Wet's go, wet's go- INCOMING! He approaches the Soldier and Heavy, retrieving the knife he pocketed earlier, and flicking it open easily], Soldier: "All right, who's ready to go find this Spy? I solve practical problems, for instance: how am I going to stop some mean mother Hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous be-hind? Something wrong happened behind the scenes. ?" Safe and sound, mm-hmm. Spy takes a drag from his cigarette and looks out the window at a map of the world. The PiMP Weekly Wrap - #11 - Guild Wars 2, Monster Hunter 4, Tomb Raider & More! I kill plenty of Spies. ~OwO~ "Hwe's thwe WED Spy! function() return string.format(" [%s] [UNSAFE] Uses 'getcallingscript' to get calling script for Decompile and GetScript.
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